Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

sleepingwithher:

Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.

(via jesse-and-his-candy-shop)

(via she-goblin)

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via itsthelesbiana)

(Source: highpulp, via itsthelesbiana)

ryancrobert:

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

ryancrobert:

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

(Source: autumn-goodbye, via ruinedchildhood)

barbiegothigh:

the-king-of-coney-island:

☽✭☾

boobs.

barbiegothigh:

the-king-of-coney-island:

☽✭☾

boobs.

(Source: spicyshimmy, via lulz-time)

(Source: shwagerr, via mrsthirstward)

(Source: parishiltonsexslave, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: diorpaint)

highmiranda:

me

highmiranda:

me

(Source: ifyewseekamy, via lulz-time)

(Source: hip-hop-lifestyle, via she-goblin)

(Source: thepaintingbear, via 6thrill6)

(via afirahs)

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